So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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