I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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