hell yes lets make some ravioli
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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