I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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