About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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