My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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