Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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