I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
