im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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