i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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