Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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