just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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