okay pat passed out under dana's car
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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