Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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