a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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