Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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