I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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