I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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