we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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