theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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