No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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