Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
