Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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