Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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