haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I supernannyed him into submission
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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