All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I will be naked everywhere
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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