I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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