I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
