Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
