i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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