Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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