1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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