theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
