11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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