last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Are my feet made of real feet?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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