hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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