I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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