There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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