She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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