Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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