i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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