after a month anything with tits is on the radar
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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