Sponge bath it is.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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