I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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