How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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