16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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