too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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