just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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