That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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