I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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