my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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