We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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