I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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