; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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